One name.
Three times.
Pick the first name of a friend who’s in on the joke, or a fictional nickname. Hear “name sucks” three times. Receive a certificate. Finally, your group chat has evidence.
Check a name’s recordYour creator friend sucks. Make it official.
That daily urge to say “you suck”? Solved. Pick their first name. Pay. Three announcements. One certificate. Make a reel.
Pay to make it officialSee the current price before making your point.One name.
Same name.
Double trouble.
A new name starts at $1 CAD. Each paid declaration doubles its next price: $2, $4, $8 and onward. Names rank by declarations, not dignity.
Meet the podium nobody trained forCan nonsense
go somewhere?
A proposed ten-day paid experiment with a $10,000 CAD goal. This free launch campaign does not start its paid clock. The public tracker shows actual payments and refunds.
Inspect our questionable ambitionNO SCIENTIFIC BASIS. EXCELLENT PAPERWORK.You’ve read the business plan.
You’ve read the business plan.
Now lower your expectations.
Get a shareable certificate. Add a declaration to that name’s suckboard count. Send it to the friend who will understand.
Pay to make it official
Pass the questionable judgment on.
One friend sent you here. The circle of nonsense continues.
Read your ready-made caption
That daily urge to tell your creator friend “you suck”? Someone added a checkout. Pick their first name. New names start at $1 CAD. We say it three times and issue a certificate. Make a reel with your friend in on the joke. Finally, your opinion has production value. Every paid declaration doubles that name’s next price. Same two words. Twice the commitment. We’ll agree with you. If you pay. For once, the influencer pays the brand. Reverse influencing. No posting fee from us; you purchase at the displayed price. CAD base prices are before tax. Stripe confirms the total and any available local-currency option before payment. Replays included. Make it official: https://officiallysucks.lol/invite/reverse-influencing #OfficiallySucks First names only. Keep it friendly.
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