REVENUE / CHECK OUR QUESTIONABLE MATH

Follow the money.
It may not be far.

Can “you suck” certificates make $10,000 CAD in the ten-day paid experiment? Here’s the score. No imaginary dollars.

TOTAL REVENUE - CAD

of $10,000 CAD · after refunds · excludes checkout tax · before costs

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Lurking now -

Browsers active in the last 90 seconds.

Total visitors -

Approximate unique browsers. Not verified humans.

Known participants -

Participating browsers recorded since tracking began.

Names in the nonsense -

Distinct shared name labels. Not identifiable people.

Officially unnecessary -

Paid declarations. Three announcements each.

Paid declaration prices -

CAD base prices of completed paid declarations, before tax. Unpaid declarations are excluded.

Where does it go?

To the business. Fees, hosting, expenses, refunds and taxes come first. The rest supports Officially Sucks and whatever we try next. No charity angle. No mysterious mountain-climbing mission statement.

Paid base prices before tax
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Refunds
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Less base-price refunds, before costs
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Profit
Not reported · costs and taxes aren’t calculated here

Visitor and participant counts use a browser cookie. Cookie deletion, blocked cookies and automation affect accuracy. Revenue uses CAD base prices, excluding checkout tax, less the base-price allocation of refunds. Fees, taxes, net payouts and profit are not calculated here. Unpaid activity and paid revenue are shown separately. Updates approximately every 15 seconds.