Because our stupid founder is very delusional.
They made a website that says “you suck” three times, then opened a tab called “investor relations.” Nobody intervened. Now there’s a page.
We issue a shareable joke certificate. New paid names start at $1 CAD before tax. Each completed payment doubles that name’s next base price. Replays are included. That’s the pitch. The elevator still has eleven floors to go. This is going to be awkward.
Most founders are afraid someone will steal their idea. Ours has been leaving it unattended and hoping.
Close the tab. We’ve made it remarkably accessible.
If you have a serious partnership or investment enquiry, tell us who you are, what you have in mind, and which part of this looked like a sensible decision.
This page is an invitation to talk, not an investment offering. Buying a certificate does not buy equity or a financial return.