One name.
Three times.
Pick the first name of a friend who’s in on the joke, or a fictional nickname. Hear “name sucks” three times. Receive a certificate. Finally, your group chat has evidence.
Check a name’s recordYour least-favourite name. More expensive.
Put a first name on a poster. Show its current price. Invite your friends to make the same two words cost more.
Pay to make it officialSee the current price before making your point.One name.
Same name.
Double trouble.
A new name starts at $1 CAD. Each paid declaration doubles its next price: $2, $4, $8 and onward. Names rank by declarations, not dignity.
Meet the podium nobody trained forCan nonsense
go somewhere?
A proposed ten-day paid experiment with a $10,000 CAD goal. This free launch campaign does not start its paid clock. The public tracker shows actual payments and refunds.
Inspect our questionable ambitionNO SCIENTIFIC BASIS. EXCELLENT PAPERWORK.You’ve read the business plan.
You’ve read the business plan.
Now lower your expectations.
Get a shareable certificate. Add a declaration to that name’s suckboard count. Send it to the friend who will understand.
Pay to make it official
Pass the questionable judgment on.
One friend sent you here. The circle of nonsense continues.
Read your ready-made caption
Someone put a pricing model on saying “you suck.” Pick a first name, create a poster showing the current price and invite your friends in on the joke. Every paid declaration doubles that name’s next price. Same two words. Increasingly difficult to call it banter. CAD base prices are before tax. Stripe confirms the total and any available local-currency option before payment. Replays included. Make it official: https://officiallysucks.lol/invite/inflate-name #OfficiallySucks First names only. Keep it friendly.
https://officiallysucks.lol/invite/inflate-name