One name.
Three times.
Pick the first name of a friend who’s in on the joke, or a fictional nickname. Hear “name sucks” three times. Receive a certificate. Finally, your group chat has evidence.
Check a name’s recordCan’t you just say it? Yes. But where’s the receipt?
Pick a first name. We say it sucks three times. You get a certificate to send. New names start at $1 CAD. Petty? Properly documented.
Pay to make it officialSee the current price before making your point.One name.
Same name.
Double trouble.
A new name starts at $1 CAD. Each paid declaration doubles its next price: $2, $4, $8 and onward. Names rank by declarations, not dignity.
Meet the podium nobody trained forCan nonsense
go somewhere?
A proposed ten-day paid experiment with a $10,000 CAD goal. This free launch campaign does not start its paid clock. The public tracker shows actual payments and refunds.
Inspect our questionable ambitionNO SCIENTIFIC BASIS. EXCELLENT PAPERWORK.You’ve read the business plan.
You’ve read the business plan.
Now lower your expectations.
Get a shareable certificate. Add a declaration to that name’s suckboard count. Send it to the friend who will understand.
Pay to make it official
Pass the questionable judgment on.
One friend sent you here. The circle of nonsense continues.
Read your ready-made caption
CAN’T I JUST SAY IT MYSELF? Yes. You can also sing Happy Birthday yourself. People still buy a cake. We supply the unnecessary occasion. WHAT DOES MY $1 GET ME? A new first name, three announcements and a shareable certificate. “I went this far to prove I meant it.” Your opinion finally has an attachment. WHY DOES THE NEXT PRICE DOUBLE? Because “I still mean it” apparently needed a pricing model. Every paid declaration doubles that name’s next price: $2, $4, $8. Same words. A louder receipt. WHAT DO I SEND MY FRIEND? The certificate. “Thought you’d want this for your records.” Then wait for the typing dots. WHY SHOULD I OPEN THIS? You’ve already thought of a name. We’re just here to complicate that feeling. Officially Sucks. First names. Friends in on the joke. Give your opinion a receipt. CAD base prices are before tax. Stripe confirms the total and any available local-currency option before payment. Replays included. Make it official: https://officiallysucks.lol/invite/frequently-regretted #OfficiallySucks First names only. Keep it friendly.
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