THE $10,000 EXPERIMENT$0 of $10k. Unashamedly.
CERTIFIED BIG MOUTH3×LOUD & CLEAR
Give me a name. I have opinions.
MEET BIG MOUTH.Zero filter. Three repetitions.
01 ONE NAME. THREE SHOUTS. ONE CERTIFICATE.

Whose name goes on the certificate?

We say “[name] sucks” three times. You get the certificate. Your friend gets questions.

2–20 characters. One first name. No spaces or surnames.
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2×AFTER EVERY PAID
DECLARATION

Finally, ‘you suck’ has receipts. The more you pay, the more you mean it. At $1, it’s a joke. At $64, apparently there was an incident.

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THIS IS WHAT YOU SEND TO THE GROUP CHAT.
KEVIN SUCKS. KEVIN sucks. DOCUMENT STATUS: NOT YET ISSUED. Repetitions: THREE. FOR EMPHASIS. SAMPLE · NOT YET ISSUED. Shared-name satire. Not a character assessment. DEPARTMENT OF UNNECESSARY OPINIONS EST. WHEN SOMEONE TOOK IT TOO FAR OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF Unnecessary Certainty LET THE RECORD SHOW KEVIN SUCKS. One person meant it. We made it look unanimous. Announced three times. Apparently once was too mature. DOCUMENT STATUS REPETITIONS NOT YET ISSUED THREE. FOR EMPHASIS. SAMPLE · NOT YET ISSUED OS NO AUTHORITY The Internet WITNESS. NOT QUALIFIED. officiallysucks.lol YOUR OPINION FINALLY HAS AN ATTACHMENT. Shared-name satire. No actual authority. Not a character assessment.
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